You're Asset-Rich and Energy-Poor.

You built the life. Now you're too tired to live it.

 

You're scared you'll die with money in the bank and a body that gave out too soon. That you'll miss your kids' lives because you were always "just getting through the day."

You don't want another vacation. You want a completely different relationship to your body. That starts with finding out why you're exhausted — and it's not what you think.

Find Out What's Really Wrong

It's Not Burnout.

It's Biology.

 

Your doctor says you're "fine." But you don't feel fine — you feel like you're running on 60% and have been for years. 

You've tried everything. The supplements. The diets. The routines. Nothing sticks. You start but get distracted. Nothing lasts.

You know something's wrong. You can feel it. The energy you had in your 30s is gone. The mental clarity that made you sharp in meetings has faded. The drive that built your success now takes everything you've got just to maintain.

You're not broken. You're not lazy. You're not just getting older.

Something is draining you — and no one's found the source.

Until now.

The Hazmat Human Reset

Get Your Energy Back — With Proof It's Working.

 

After 27 years and thousands of patients, I built a system for high-achievers who need answers, not another supplement graveyard.

The Hazmat Human Reset is a 66-day, doctor-guided protocol that shows you exactly what to do, when to do it, and why it matters. No guesswork. No decision fatigue. Just a proven system that restores energy, lowers inflammation, and gets your biology working again.

You're not doing this alone. Daily protocol emails, weekly live calls, and a community walking the same path — so you stay on track even when life pushes back. 

And unlike every diet, detox, and bootcamp you've tried before, you'll have proof it's working. Test on Day 1. Test on Day 66. See the change in black and white — your inflammation, toxins, gut health, and energy markers measured directly.

If you follow the protocol and don't see results, I'll work with you personally until you do. That's the Boss Guarantee.

Choose your path: Start free and go at your own pace. Join Guided for structure, accountability, and the Boss Guarantee. Or go Concierge for direct access to me. The protocol is the same — the support is what changes.

See Your Options

What People Say About Working With Dr. Chris

Randy Spelling

 Life Coach

 

"The moment I met Dr. Chris I knew he had a powerful message to share. He lays out a clear path forward to living a passionate, joyful and prosperous life — Dr. Chris will usher you down the aisle to your seat of fulfillment."

Kevin Bielich

Senior Management

 

 "Dr. Christian Hahn delivers powerful content in a light hearted, intellectual and inspirational way."

Dr. Michael Haske

Private Practice Owner

 

 "Dr. Chris is a fantastic clinician and communicator. His passion for helping people excel at their career and life is infectious!"

Everything You Get Inside GUIDED

The protocol is free. The support is what you're paying for. Here's what Guided members get that Free members don't:

  • 66 Daily Protocol Emails
    No more wondering what to do next. Wake up, open the email, follow the step. The decision is made for you.

  • Weekly Live Q&A Calls
    When you hit a wall — and you will — you won't spiral. You'll ask. I'll answer. You'll keep moving.

  • The Complete 66-Day Protocol
    Testing. Supplements. Daily habits. Meal timing. All of it — mapped out, sequenced, and managed for you. No research. No decision fatigue. Just execute.

  • Built-In Accountability Partner System
    You start strong and fall off because you're doing it alone. Not this time. You'll be paired with others on the same path — so when life pushes back, someone's there to keep you moving.

  • The Boss Guarantee
    Follow the protocol and don't see results? I work with you personally until you do. No risk. No excuses.

Join GUIDED Now

diy Package

FREE

The protocol. On your own.

  • Complete 66-Day Protocol
  • All 6 Modules + Videos
  • Boss Diet Meal Rotation Guide
  • Five Pillars Checklists
  • Supplement Protocol Guide
  • Testing Guide

*Supplements and testing are purchased separately.

Start Free

GUIDED Package

$3500

Structure. Accountability. Proof.

  • Everything in FREE
  • 66 Daily Protocol Emails
  • Weekly Live Q&A Calls
  • Accountability Partner System
  • 3 Months Community Access
  • hs-CRP Testing (x2) Included
  • 3 Months Supplements Included
  • Boss Guarantee
Join GUIDED

Concierge

$13,000

White-glove. Direct access.

  • Everything in GUIDED
  • Direct Access to Dr. Chris
  • Private Weekly Calls
  • Priority Response
  • Personalized Protocol Adjustments
  • Gold Testing Package Included
  • 6 Months Extended Direct Access to Dr. Chris
  • 6 Months Extended Support
  • Boss Guarantee
Apply For Concierge

Here's Everything You're Getting

 

THE COMPLETE TRANSFORMATION SYSTEM

Full 66-Day Course (6 Modules) — $997

Boss Diet + Friday Fast Protocol — $197

Five Pillars Checklists — $97

Supplement Protocol Guide — $97

 

DAILY EXPERT GUIDANCE

66 Personal Accountability Emails — $497

Private Podcast Feed — $197

 

WEEKLY LIVE SUPPORT

10 Live Group Calls with Dr. Chris — $1,997

 

COMMUNITY + ACCOUNTABILITY

3 Months Private Community Access — $447

Accountability Partner Matching — $147

 

EXCLUSIVE DENTAL PROTOCOLS

Pre/Post Dental Treatment Protocols — $497

Basic Dental Guidance (27-Year Expert) — $297

Personal Health Intake Review — $197

 

DONE-FOR-YOU NUTRITION

Custom AI Boss Diet Meal Plan — $197

Boss Diet Quick-Start Recipe Cards — $147

Batch Cooking Guide — $97

 

SAFETY + SUPPORT

Week 4 Survival Kit Video + Protocol — $297

Detox SOS Direct Access — $497

Emergency Brake Protocol — $97

 

LONG-TERM SUCCESS

Life After Reset Maintenance Module — $197

90-Day Post-Protocol Check-In Call — $297

 

THE BOSS GUARANTEE — $997

 

Total Value: $8,363+

 

Your Investment: $3,500

Join Guided

The Protocol:

 

  • Module 0: Orientation (Setup) No confusion. No figuring it out. Testing, supplements, accounts — all set up before Day 1.
  • Module 1: Foundation (Weeks 1–2) Stop guessing. The Boss Diet, daily habits, and initial protocol — mapped out and ready to execute.
  • Module 2: Opening the Exits (Weeks 3–4) This is where most people quit. You won't. Friday Fast begins. Detox pathways open. We guide you through the slump.
  • Module 3: Acceleration (Weeks 5–6) Toxins moving. Energy returning. You'll feel the shift — and know you're not imagining it.
  • Module 4: Optimization (Weeks 7–8) Habits becoming automatic. The system runs itself. No more willpower required.
  • Module 5: Mastery (Week 9) Prepare for your retest. Document the transformation you can already feel.
  • Module 6: Completion (Week 10) Day 66 retest. Results in black and white. Transition to maintenance — and keep what you built.
Start Your Reset

Your Next 66 Days Will Pass Either Way.  

You can keep running on 60%. Keep dragging through afternoons. Keep telling yourself you'll figure it out when things slow down.

They won't slow down. You know that.

Or you can decide today that the next 66 days will be different.

Not another book. Not another supplement. A system — with structure, accountability, and proof.

Your energy isn't coming back on its own. But it can come back.

This is how.

Chose Your Path

The Boss Guarantee

(Available for GUIDED and Concierge only)

I've spent 27 years proving this works.

Complete the protocol. Do the work. If your numbers don't improve, I work with you personally until they do. No extra charge. No excuses.

This isn't a refund policy. It's a commitment.

I don't let my people fail.

- Dr. Chris

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